Thursday, February 10, 2011

Guy Gets Out Of Jail, Re-Builds Cell Like A Lazy Asshole


(Yahoo) PHILADELPHIA – Ex-convict Michael Ta'Bon is back in a prison of his own making. Literally. Ta'Bon, who served nearly a decade behind bars for armed robbery, says divine inspiration has led him to preach a gospel of nonviolence from a homemade, outdoor jail cell in Philadelphia.He has been living in the cell since Feb. 1 and plans to stay there throughout the month of February. "Instead of the young bucks going to jail to find out for themselves, I'm bringing the jail to the young bucks," Ta'Bon said.

Gotta love America. Guy commits crime. Guy serves ten years. Guy gets out, builds backyard jail cell. It's the American dream, right? Don't believe that "I'm trying to help the next generation" bullshit. This guy is just a whinny bitch trying to get people to feel bad for him because he went to prison. Hey bro, you're out of jail. Get a fucking job. And the comparison to MLK? I must have missed that page in the textbook on Dr. Kings armed robbery. 5 bucks says this guy leaves his "cell" overnight and is hitting up convenience stores.

P.S. At least don't choose the month with the fewest days. Grow a pair and pretend to be in jail for 31 days like a real man

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