Is This a Joke?

So this your AL gold glove shortstop. This has to be a joke right? I'm supposed to believe that Derek Jeter is THE BEST defensive shortstop in the league? And yea all you blind Yankee fans with your thumb's up your ass (aka Tom) are gonna be like "well he has a .989 fielding % and he plays hard every game blah blah blah". Just shut the hell up. I could have a .989 fielding % too if i decided not to go for every ball hit more than a foot to my right or left. Guy can't move around the diamond anymore. He isn't even the best shortstop on his team, let alone the entire American League. What a joke.

Get the fuck on my team

 Just so you know I am a Yankees fan and there is nobody that I would rather have on my team than Cliff Lee right now. Guy is just outrageous. Now, I realize that he lost twice in the World Series to the misfit Giants, but his job the past two years has been getting his team to the World Series, and he's succeeded like a boss. Lee will look  amazing next to former teammate C.C. Sabathia, with two of the top lefties leading off the rotation (followed by another dominant lefty Andy Pettitte)

The only two things that could stop Lee from joining the Yankees at this point are grits and the stupid Yankee fans that spit on his wife, but I know that the Yankees will make Lee an offer he can't refuse.


P.S. I would pay Cliff Lee 5 million to show up just for the postseason