Pepsi Trying to Make the World Skinny

(msnbc) Diet Pepsi has introduced a new "skinny" can for Fashion Week, but some critics are giving it a big, fat "no."

The can is a "taller, sassier" version of the traditional can that the company says was made in "celebration of beautiful, confident women." Some say Pepsi's approach only reinforces dangerous stereotypes about women and body image.

Here we go again. It seems that everything these days isn't supposed to inspire women to be skinny and that "women should be happy with the bodies they have". Unfortunately the last time I checked America is pretty fat and could definitely use a little slimming down. So the Pepsi can sending messages about body image is a great idea in my book. Also I love Pepsi's line about their skinny can celebrating "beautiful, confident women", which is obviously a slap in face to fat chicks. Why have a short chubby can when you can have a tall skinny can that is beautiful and confident? Beats me...

Fan Does The Unthinkable, Disrepects LeBron

(ESPN) After hearing a fan sitting near the court behind the Heat's bench mention his mother's name, James walked toward the scorer's table and addressed the male fan."I don't care what you say to me. I don't give a [expletive] what you say," James said to the fan. "But don't be disrespectful."

What a jerk. How dare he make fun of LBJ's whoreish mother like that? If there is anyone in the NBA that deserves the utmost amount of respect, it's LeBron. Guy is just a flat out competitor. Works harder than anyone in the league. Never takes any shortcuts or the easy way out. And just look at all the adversity he faces. A completely unsolicited insult about his mom? Talk about low. He's got to be the only athlete in the world getting heckled like this. I don't know how he deals with it. MJ probably would have just shrugged it off and dropped 50 that night. But that's way too old school. In this day in age the only proper way to go about it is to let everyone aware about how difficult it is to be you. A front page story on ESPN is the only logical thing to do. I feel for you LeBron, I really do.

Baddest Goalie in the NHL Right Hurr

As a former hockey player, it is well known that the guys who end up playing goalie are the one's who can't hack it when the game turns physical around age 12. Sure they are talented, are the backbone of any good hockey team, and are good at yoga. But in reality it's just a front for how terrified they actually are of physical contact.

Take for example the Tim Thomas-Carey Price "fight" the other night. I've seen queers fight better than that. It was a glorified hugging match.

But Brent Johnson is a different breed. He is 100% hockey player. To beat down that Winthrop pussy DiPietro is one thing, but to challenge and then lay the smackdown on a guy who just got called up tho the NHL only to fight is a whole different animal. That takes guts. Brass balls. Somewhere in a Quebec bar Patrick Roy is smiling as he drunkenly hits someone over the head wit a beer bottle.

Former NBA player just playing pinball and drinking slurpees

(Yahoo!) Welcome to Todd MacCulloch's world.

That's right, you can now find the former Washington Husky and NBA center retired and living outside Seattle, where he spends much of his time playing pinball and drinking from his own Slurpee machine in the game room of his 6,000-square-foot home.

MacCulloch freely admits he's living in a "child's happy place," but don't be confused: He takes this pinball stuff pretty seriously. That's why he's currently 145th in the world pinball rankings and he regularly travels around the country to attend pinball tournaments.

Wait, what? So this guy leaves basketball to play pinball and drink slurpees all the time? Sign me up. Todd here is an inspiration for us all, and he is living the child's dream for everyone. When I was young all I wanted to do is play pinball and slurp slurpees. And here is Todd the former NBA player to rub in it my face.

By the way since when are there world pinball rankings?

Guy Gets Out Of Jail, Re-Builds Cell Like A Lazy Asshole

(Yahoo) PHILADELPHIA – Ex-convict Michael Ta'Bon is back in a prison of his own making. Literally. Ta'Bon, who served nearly a decade behind bars for armed robbery, says divine inspiration has led him to preach a gospel of nonviolence from a homemade, outdoor jail cell in Philadelphia.He has been living in the cell since Feb. 1 and plans to stay there throughout the month of February. "Instead of the young bucks going to jail to find out for themselves, I'm bringing the jail to the young bucks," Ta'Bon said.

Gotta love America. Guy commits crime. Guy serves ten years. Guy gets out, builds backyard jail cell. It's the American dream, right? Don't believe that "I'm trying to help the next generation" bullshit. This guy is just a whinny bitch trying to get people to feel bad for him because he went to prison. Hey bro, you're out of jail. Get a fucking job. And the comparison to MLK? I must have missed that page in the textbook on Dr. Kings armed robbery. 5 bucks says this guy leaves his "cell" overnight and is hitting up convenience stores.

P.S. At least don't choose the month with the fewest days. Grow a pair and pretend to be in jail for 31 days like a real man

AROD getting fed popcorn is a bad thing?

So everybody is talking about this. "Oh, Arod getting fed popcorn makes him a bitch" and so on.
This actually reminds me of a Pharaoh getting fed grapes in Egypt, and Arod doesn't need people waving big leaves at him keeping him cool because his VIP box is air conditioned.
Also, if Cameron Diaz was feeding me popcorn I would pop a boner, because not only is it awesome to eat popcorn with no effort at all, but to have a movie star feed you the popcorn is out of this world.

Thomas and Price fight?

This is what pisses me off about the Canadiens. Thomas was going in for the fight and trying to get a punch in on Price. Meanwhile Price is being a classic pussy Hab isn't doing anything and then tries to throw a punch and almost falls down. The pussification of the Canadiens continues...

NBC Should Stick to Comedy

First off I want to point out NBC has the greatest night on television every Thursday but they totally botched an opportunity to create a solid drama. When I first heard about the show the cape I was like alright sweet looks like a less gay version of Smallville cause its for Batman this time. I was sorely mistaken like I got halfway through the pilot and began projectile vomiting onto the tv. Hands down the most confusing show Ive ever seen, It cant decide what it wants to do! Like ok were gonna be all mysterious and shadowy like Batman but now we are in an underground circus and your cape is made out of spider shit....Everyone knows heroes don't come from a circus the only thing ever to emerge from a circus has been people with elephantiasis and pedophiles.

Which reminds me why is Dateline "To Catch a Predator" no longer a thing??? Hands down greatest show ever nothing better than the look on a child molesters face when hes caught on national television with his dick out and hes all like "She was 15?!Well thanks for the heads up cause i almost boned her, Im gonna head out"

Seriously Kay Jewelers???

As an avid television watcher I have seen my share of commercials and this kay commercial has been a thorn in my side since the first day I say it. First off what grown woman cowers when lighting strikes...especially when shes inside?? Seriously?! what are you five? Thats actually an insult to five years old because Im pretty sure Ive never seen anyone turn in fright from a lighting bolt, and she seems so surprised it happened...which makes sense because there is never lighting when it rains. Also that cannot be that mans voice, its like a blend of Sam Elliot and patriotism, and there is no way a man with a voice like that would ever date the female version of Jack, the worst Robin Williams movie ever. All I have left to say is REALLY Kay Jewelers?? Really?

ps I am a huge fan of the spelling lesson at the end of each commercial, im always like you know what thanks for reminding me kiss DOES begin with a K! Clever marketing and educational what more could you want from a Jeweler?

The Sad, Dissapointing, Anti-Climactic Conclusion Of The Best Christmas Movies Of All Time

So I have been ridiculously busy x;mas break and have been putting this off for a while. So for the zero people that care/read this, here is the top 3:

#3) Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Absolute classic tale. Whether it's the animated version or the Jim Carrey version, nobody can hate on the grinch.

#2) Elf
The movie that introduced me to Will Ferrel, not many grown men could have pulled this one off like Ferrel did. Absolute comedic genius. Probably one of the most over-quoted movies all time, Elf is still able to remain hilarious every time.

#1) A Christmas Story
Is there really anything I have to say? This is the undisputed king of christmas movies hands down. A + + + + + + + + +